As Season 5 of MTV’s The Hills kicked off with a crashed birthday bash “Spidey” (Spencer Pratt & Heidi Montag) continued to make me very uncomfortable and creeped out!

First off ladies, if you can’t be honest in your relationship, you’re not in the right one. Did anyone else notice how the Pratts are on the prowl?  Spencer seems to be oblivious to the fact that he is a perpetual liar or is having out of body experiences. Whenever Heidi has a question and thinks Spencer is lying (please Lord let her know that he is NOT a good person) could she not just ask to see the footage that the crew has shot for the week? Get a clue sister!

One more thing before I exit the Spidey issue…who says “It’s bananas homey.” Or “What’s up homeboy?” Homey and homeboy went our with the era when people said “NOT.” Catch up on the lingo He-Pratt.

As for the delightful LC, Lauren Conrad, I love the fact that she really seems to have grown up. I’ve been an LC supporter way back in her Laguna Beach days when her arch rival was Kristin Cavallari. Ahhh, the good ole days…so, I’m not bailing on my LC now!

Here are a few questions the first few episodes of Season 5 of The Hills has posed:

• Are you over The Hills? If yes, what’s changed for you about the show. If not what do you want to see more of?

• Who’s this mysterious Charilie guy (who when he’s on camera it says “Spencer’s Friend,” I thought

he didnt’ have any)?

• Perhaps Heidi said it best when she asked, “How many chances do you get?”

What do you think?

- Amanda